The Phone Rings….
(Mother) Hello
(Daughter) Hi Mom!
(Mother) Honey, I haven’t head from you in months, is everything OK?
(Daughter) I just wanted to let you know I’m in my 3rd trimester.
(Mother) You’re PREGNANT?!?!
(Daughter) Nooooo! I went off to college remember?
My brain travels at the speed of light...
One second it’s here and the next it’s 186,000 miles away.
While taking the garbage out the other day, I lifted up a pretty heavy bag of trash and threw my back out.
I had to drive all the way to the dump to retrieve it.
I lost a valuable Indian Head penny in my yard the other day. Good thing I have my pet bloodhound Barney. I let him outside to try to find it, and good ol' Barney picked up the cent right away!