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Favorite this joke A man goes to a doctor. He says he is depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. He says he feels all alone in a threatening world, where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
The doctor says the treatment is simple. The great clown Terrifini is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.
The man bursts into tears,"But doctor... I am Terrifini!"
An engineer and a psychiatrist meet up for their 20th college reunion.
The engineer says, "I'm surprised to see you still looking so young. I'd have thought listening to people's problems all day would have given you a mass of wrinkles."
The psychiatrist says, "You think we listen?"
3 Database Admins walk into a NoSQL/GraphDB meet-up group. A little while later they walk out.
They couldn't find any tables.
Two skydivers, Harold and Lester, jumped out of the plane and were having a conversation on the way down.
Lester: "I was in a hurry this morning, and I can't remember if I asked you to pack my chute for me."
Harold: "I've been pretty forgetful myself. I'm lucky I remembered to pack mine."
Lester: "Wait a minute. You mean I forget to ask you to pack my chute for me?"
Harold: "No, silly. You didn't forget to ask me to pack your chute. I'm the one who actually forgot to pack your chute!"
Lester: "Phew! Thank goodness, for a minute there I thought I was losing my mind!"
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