Latest Jokes

I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone...

I said, "The whole time."

Doctor: Are you still taking the cough medicine I gave you?

Patient: No, I tasted it and decided I'd rather have the cough.

Why do the street signs that say "SLOW CHILDREN" have a picture of running child?

Last night I had a dream that I won the Lottery...

This morning it wasn't a dream come true.