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I took a tumble down the stairs twice last week...

Apparently that’s how I roll.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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My wife curiously noticed that every time it was my turn to put the kids to bed they fall asleep in minutes.

I told her that when I play my guitar it works like magic putting kids to sleep.

She said I must be exceedingly talented because it works just like that with her as well.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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What do you call a Broadway production performed on a huge scrabble board?

A play on words!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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The economy is terrible. At the beginning of the year, the politicians promised things would improve by the last quarter...

Well, I'm down to my last quarter and they haven't improved!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |