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An organ grinder and a monkey enter a tavern and take a couple seats at the bar.
"Give me a shot of whiskey!" said the organ grinder to the bartender.

"I'll have the same," said the monkey.

The bartender looks in astonishment as he pours the drinks.

"What's the special here?" the organ grinder asks.

"Yeah," the monkey chimes in. "We're starving."

"O.K.," says the bartender. "What's going on here? You're a monkey. You can't talk!"

"I sure can! Not only can I talk, but I'm also a ventriloquist!"

Why are professional skiers always politically correct?

Because it's a slippery slope!

(Little brother to his older sister) What is political correctness?
(Older sister) It's something you're not suppose to talk about.

(Little brother) How am I going to find out what it is if I can't talk about it?
(Older sister) You can talk about it but you have to talk about it in the right way.

(Little brother) How do I talk about it the right way?
(Older Sister) Just don't say anything and you can't go wrong!

(Little brother) How am I suppose to communicate and tell people how I feel.
(Older Sister) I haven't got that part figured out yet, it's a slippery slope.

(Little brother) What's a slippery slope?

A boxer's trainer told him to stay down until 8...

He looked up from the canvas and asked, "What time is it now?"