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A man walks into a piano store and says, "I would like to buy a hairy piano." Perplexed, the sales clerk asked, "Why do you want a hairy piano?!" Nonchalantly, the customer responded, "Well, the last piano store only had Baldwins."

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Q. What game encourages drinking and driving?
A. Golf

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posted by "Jon Dorsey" |
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Don't worry if the end of the world is tomorrow! It is already tomorrow in Australia.

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posted by "Patrick1002" |
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A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, "I'm so old. I'm so fat. I look horrible. I really need a compliment."
Her husband, determined to quickly give his beloved the comfort she needs, exclaims, "Damn, do you have good eyesight!"

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posted by "Ms. Klaus" |