Latest Jokes

My children are at the perfect age... too old to cry at night and too young to borrow my car.

What do you call a dinosaur that turns small words into big words?

A Thesaurus!

At the gym, a hole was found in the wall of the women's changing room....

Police are looking into it!

What has two thumbs, and sometimes tells jokes in the wrong media, rendering them useless?

This guy!