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A woman is a complicated creature. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

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A woman is a complicated creature. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

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Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to revert to childhood, he’s already there.

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A man and his dog walk into a bar and sit on bar stools. The man says I want a Bud. The dog says I want a very dry Martini with three olives.

A guy at a nearby table says to his friend, "My God, did you hear that?"

The friend says, "So what, lots of people like three olives in their Martinis."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "james cumberpatch" |