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Favorite this joke I picked the wrong time to break up with my girlfriend. I made the mistake of doing this when the roller coaster we were on at the theme park was almost to the top, ready to plummet down the other side...
Needless to say, things went downhill from there.
My best friend is coming up from California. He's a great guy, lots of laughs, but he does tell some really cheesy jokes!
Ah, Good Ole Monterey Jack!
Boss: You were on sick leave yesterday ?
Me: Yes
Boss: What was the issue ?
Me: I was sick of work.
Two friends are in the living room. The wife of one of them is in the kitchen. "Sweetheart, please, can you hand us the bottle of whisky?" he says. And then, again, "Sweetheart, and two glasses please?"
The other man stares at him and says, "My gosh, how long have you been married?"
"Thirty years."
"Oh wow, and you still call her sweetheart?"
And the first whispers, "Well, I forgot what her name is!"
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