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Favorite this joke Two vacuum cleaners are arguing...
"You suck!"
"No, you suck!"
"You suck worse!"
"I don't suck!"
"Why not?"
"I'm not plugged in!"
Husband: Why is the food cold and bland?
Wife: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
My wife complained that I never take her anywhere...
I told her that's not true, we take a trip around the sun every year!
Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more "stop and count to 10" moments than any of the others.
Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came home with his good school clothes dripping wet, the exasperated Cassie sent him to his room while she washed and dried his clothes.
A little later, Cassie heard a commotion in the back yard. She called out, "Are you out there wetting your pants again?!?!"
There was dead silence for a moment. Then a deep, masculine voice answered meekly, "No, ma'am, I'm just reading the meter."
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