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Favorite this joke Man one: Look at the lion tracks.
Man two: You can't fool me, lions don't run on tracks... trains run on tracks.
It was so hot when we got married outdoors in August, we decided to turn on all the sprinklers to cool everyone off.
Everyone enjoyed our wetting ceremony!
Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card.
He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully. Later when his father opened his gifts, he was surprised to read aloud, "Happy birthday to a wonderful Dad. Now that I'm a father too . . ."
The dead batteries were given out... free of charge!
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