Photographer to young man: "It will make a much better picture if you put your hand on your father's shoulder."
Father: "It would be much more realistic if he had his hand in my pocket."
Definition of Eternity: The last two minutes of a football game.
When I was a little boy, I used to be afraid of the dark...
Now as an adult, I see the electric bill and I'm afraid of the light!
Why did the two cameras decide to get together for a date?
If they clicked, they wanted to see what would develop!