Latest Jokes

A robbery took place in Milwaukee. A witness was being interviewed by a policeman. The policeman asked the man if he had lived in Milwaukee all his life.

The man replied, "No, not yet."

One day I was driving with my boyfriend and we saw a sign that said 'Can Food Drive'...

I told my boyfriend, "I don't know if all food can drive but I have seen nuts behind the wheel!"

Why does the ocean roar?

You would roar too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Wife mouse asks husband mouse how he’s able to bring home so much food...

He answered by saying, "I’m a gentleman mouse. I always bring someone with me and when we find food I say, 'you first.'"