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Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

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posted by "JerryU" |
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Two men were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself.
One man said "I wish I could do that."
The other man said "you should probably just pet him first."

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posted by "JerryU" |
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A guy and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed.
Mom says "This is horrible, what should we do?"
Dad goes, "Well we can't spank him!"

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Joke Won 4th Place won $10.00
posted by "JerryU" |
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When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Don Dante" |