Latest Jokes

Definition of Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been permanently discontinued.

I'll never forget the excitement when Grandpa shaved off his beard...

... and we found out it was Grandma.

I just bought a new state-of-the-art washer/dryer. It even talks.

This morning it told me what it did with the other sock!

I could never trust a camel... or anyone else who can go for a week without a drink!