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[The next day, again] Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor then hands him the hot dog and Buddha pays him with a ten.

The vendor puts it in his till and moves on to the next customer.

Buddha says, "What about my change?"

The vendor replies, "change comes from within".

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Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

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Two men were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself.
One man said "I wish I could do that."
The other man said "you should probably just pet him first."

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A guy and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed.
Mom says "This is horrible, what should we do?"
Dad goes, "Well we can't spank him!"

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