Latest Jokes

Due to a power outage, the house was very dark. The paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

After little Connor was born, the paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on the bottom. He began to cry.

The paramedic then asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. She quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place, spank him again!"

What do you call it when you put all your borrowed money in a single place, isolated from all your other money?

A loan to gather.... [Alone Together]

On my birthday I got a really funny card. It joked about how our bodies might be getting older, but our minds remain "tarp as shacks."

I wanted to thank the person who sent it, but I can't. They forgot to sign the card.

Two detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."