A little boy called Ben was taken to the dentist. Examination revealed that Ben had a cavity, which needed filling. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth, amalgam or composite?"
"I would prefer chocolate, please," replied Ben.
Sign in a local business: GUARDED BY SHOTGUN
3 Nights A Week... YOU guess which three!
Sign up entering a resturant:
NO, we do not have WIFI... TALK TO EACH OTHER!
Farm Boy: My pop can't decide whether to get a new cow or tractor for his farm.
City Boy: He'd certainly look silly riding around on a cow.
Farm Boy: Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a tractor!