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Favorite this joke Jacob, age 85, and Rebecca, age 79, were all excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they passed by a drugstore. Jacob suggested that they go in. Doing so, he addressed the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answered: "Yes."
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."
Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works."
Jacob: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."
Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."
The veteran politician, not known for his public speaking skills, was going to give a speech at the Olympics. He looked at the teleprompter and began, "O, O, O, O, O."
An aid quickly ran over and told him, "That is the logo sir."
I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me!
Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife.
It might be my imagination but I could have sworn my GPS navigation device said, "Not that left dummy, you're other left!"
Is anyone else having this problem?
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