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When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Don Dante" |
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmill. It couldn't keep up.

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According to Chewbacca The Force Awakens coming soon to a Disney Theme Park near you.

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posted by "Mcclearin" |
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A software engineer, a mechanical engineer, and an electrical engineer are carpooling to work, when suddenly the car stops running and they pull over.
The mechanical engineer says, "I think it's a problem with the engine. I'll have to get out and inspect."
The electrical engineer says, "No, no. It's got to be an electrical issue. I will grab my meter and troubleshoot to find out what is going on."
The software engineer says, "Nuts to all that. Let's just get out and get back in again."

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posted by "JerryU" |