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Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.

Finally, the children called her to come downstairs. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.

"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

Einstein finally finished his theory of relativity...

It’s about time!

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$25.00 won 9 votes
 

They say you shouldn't go grocery shopping when you're hungry...

But I ran out of food a few days ago, and it's just getting worse!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

Little Johnny: I’m not going back to school anymore.

Mom: Why not?

Little Johnny: On Monday the teacher said that four and four make eight. On Tuesday she said six and two make eight. Today she said five and three make eight. I’m not going back until she makes up her mind.

4 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |