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Two guys went to a local pancake house that served real Vermont maple syrup but charged extra for it.

So the guys went to a supermarket, bought their own Vermont maple syrup, and brought it to the pancake house.

They didn't want to get caught, so they were forced to pass the bottle between them... syrupticiously.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.

"What are you?" asks the cat.

"A gnome," comes the reply. "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?"

The cat replies, "Um, I guess I'm a gnome."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "HENNE" |
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Mom: "Little Johnny, why are you taking your ruler to bed with you?"

Little Johnny: "To see how long I sleep..."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone...

I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in 'climate change'.

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |