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$25.00 won 3 votes

Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?"

Replied the second, "You know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work? Well, my foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$50.00 won 13 votes

A pedantic bore forced a conversation with a fellow passenger on a coast to coast flight, and made a great parade of his knowledge. The passenger listened as long as he could. Looking at him gravely, he said, "My friend, you and I know all that there is to know."

"How is that?" asked the bore, pleased with what he thought was a complimentary association.

"Well," began the traveler, "you know everything there is to know except that you are a bore, and I know that."

13 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
3 votes
 

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The policeman said, "What's he like?"

Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

3 votes

posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$5.00 won 10 votes

Artist: "This is my very latest painting. I call it 'Builders at Work'... it's very realistic."

Friend: "But they really aren't at work."

Artist: "Of course, that's the realism."

10 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Everleigh" |