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Shipwreck Diary...

Day 1: Alone, doing well. Mentally Sound. Met a crab.

Day 2: I have married the crab.

Day 3: I have eaten my wife.

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Why isn't holy water used in vaccines?

Because you can't take the lord's name in vein.

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I’m so tired of Millennials and their attitudes….

Always walking around like they rent the place.

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Mr. Jones: My new loaded SUV isn’t worth a hill of beans.

Mr. Smith: What are you talking about?

Mr. Jones: Food prices.

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