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Do you know what I love most about baseball?

The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt...

And that's just in the hot dogs!

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "greens52" |
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After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.

As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.

Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.

As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

My young grandson called the other day to wish me a Happy Birthday.

He asked me how old I was and I told him, "72."

My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then asked, "Did you start at 1?"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

As a kid, I got lectured for only doing the bare minimum to complete a task.

As an engineer, I get paid to do just that.

1 votes

posted by "aod318" |