Latest Jokes

Teacher: "Robotics leader Dr. Finkle Goomba claims working robots will be ready for household use within a year though. He also added, 'They won’t be up to true human capability by that time.'"

Little Johnny: "It won’t work until they get to full capability. There is no way my dad would ever pay for a teenager."

I finally quit drinking for good...

Now I'm just gonna drink for evil.

I used to be an owner,

Now I'm a renter.

I used to go to the bars,

Now I go to the senior center!