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$6.00 won 4 votes

Just because my wife and I didn't eat all of our pizza, the waitress became violent.

She said, "Do you want a box?"

I said, "Heavens no! I don't box, but I'll wrestle you!"

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Fat Lloyd" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

Dick: Great News! Teacher said we would have a test rain or shine.

Jane: What’s so great about that?

Dick: It’s snowing.

5 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

A horse had won a gallop role in a dozen TV Westerns in a single week. He neighed to a colt in the next stall, "All this churning of the midnight oil is wearing me down. I no longer know if I am coming or going."

"You can't continue this way," agreed the colt. "Why not consult your veterinarian? He'll probably prescribe complete rest."

"Not a chance," sighed the horse wearily. "He's also my agent."

10 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "barber7796" |
1 votes
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You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down...

In which you fill in a form by filling it out...

And in which an alarm goes off by going on.

1 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |