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Son: Dad... can I have $450 to buy a moped?

Dad: Son, listen to me very carefully. Due to the escalation of my personal monetary obligations brought on by spiraling inflation and the ever-fluctuating ramifications of the Petro-dollar, it behooves me to rule in the extreme negative when responding to my male issue.

Son: Huh?!? I don’t get it!

Dad: Exactly.

1 votes

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

Father: Are you playing with that video game again? What about studying?! What about homework?!

Son: Ahhh, school is such a bore!

Father: Listen, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked ten miles to school! When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he did his homework by fire-light!

Son: And when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States!

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

Restaurant Server: Would you like a table near the window, or near the salad bar, or near the dance floor?

Man: It doesn't matter... as long as it's near a waiter!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 21," replies the barman.

3 votes

posted by "Gegg Smith" |