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Favorite this joke I always believed onions were the only food that could make you cry...
Until my dad hit me in the face with a coconut!
It would be embarrassing trying to explain what an appetizer is to someone from a starving country.
“Yeah, the appetizer—that’s the food we eat before we have our food. No, no, you're thinking of dessert—that’s food we have after we have our food.”
Teacher: "Why are you praying in class little Johnny?”
Little Johnny: “My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep."
A man leaves on Friday to go to Chicago.
He stays three days and returns on Friday.
How was that possible?
Friday was the name of his horse.
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