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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

Now I can't read anything.

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posted by "Chavez P" |
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Ernie: The national sport in Spain is bull fighting and in England it’s cricket.

Bernie: I’d rather play in England.

Ernie: Why do you say that?

Bernie: It’s easier to fight crickets.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

Me: "Certainly, what width?"

Customer (confused and slightly annoyed): "Scissors?"

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posted by "merk" |
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My GPS just told me to turn around...

Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |