Latest Jokes

When a plague of flying ants caused the performance at a variety theater to end prematurely, the manager sent a message to his agent: “Show stopped by flying ants!”
The agent replied “Book’em for another week”

“The economy is weird.” Remarked one worker to another. “My bank failed before the toaster did.”

One man to his friend, what an automated society we live in.
Have you ever noticed that when a traffic light turns green, it automatically
activates the horn of the car behind you?”

In a darken theater where the suspenseful mystery story was being staged, a member of the audience suddenly stood up and cried, “Where is the murdered?”
A threatening voice behind her replied, “Right in back of you, if you don’t sit down!”