“So, thundered Greg’s furious father, “you have been expelled from college, have you?”
“Yes, Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.”
“How long will be the next bus be, Officer?”
“About eight yards, sir.”
Customer: This loaf is lovely and warm!
Baker: So it should be ma’am. The cat’s been sitting on it all morning!
“How should I have played that last shot?” the bad golfer asked his partner.
“Under an assumed name.”