Latest Jokes

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Reports say that the food is good but no atmosphere!

Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."

First friend: "I am getting so tired of having to wade through so much Spam e-mail. Every time I sign on to get my e-mail I have to discard 20 Spam messages."
Second friend: "I used to be in exactly the same situation: 20 Spam messages every time I signed on. But I solved that. Now I only get ONE every time I sign on."
First friend: "That's terrific. How did you do that?"
Second friend: "I sign on 20 times more."

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 beers. The bartender asks him why he gets three beers. The man told the bartender, "Well, one is for me, and the other two are for my brothers who live in Texas."

The man does this for about a week and one day the man walks in and orders two beers instead of three. The bartender asks him why just two. The man said, "Well, my wife told me I had to quit drinking but she didn't say anything about my brothers having to stop."