If you drop a fork, it’s a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it’s a sign company is leaving.
Husband: Don’t put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don’t be silly. Even a germ can’t live on the money you make.
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.” Remarks the husband.
“Don’t be too sure, my Dear. They are probable saying the same thing about us.” Replied his wife.
The psychiatrist said sternly to the patient: “If you think you are walking out of here cured after only three sessions, you are crazy.”