Men’s brains are like prison system: not enough cells per man.
One CEO always scheduled staff meetings for 4:30 on Friday afternoons. One of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask why, the CEO explained, “I’ll tell you its very simple – it’s the only time of the week when none of you seems to want to argue with me.”
A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asks her husband to do.
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage is love; after marriage is self-defense.