Latest Jokes

An important official who was visiting an insane asylum made a telephone call but had difficulty getting his number.

Finally, in exasperation, he shouted to the operator, “Look here, miss, do you know who I am?”

“No,” she replied calmly, “but I know where you are.”

A wife concern with her husband’s driving said; “Dear, aren’t you driving a little too fast?
Her husband replied; don’t you believe in a guardian angel? He will take care of us.
His wife said: Yes, I do. But I am afraid we left him miles back!

A couple making plans for their vacation.
Wife: I am afraid the mountain air would disagree with me.
Husband: My Love, it wouldn’t dare!

Visiting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him sitting up in bed, anxiously leafing through the Bible.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“Looking for loopholes,” was the lawyer’s reply.