Latest Jokes

A man looking for love sent his picture to the Lonely Hearts Club.
The reply came back, “We are not that lonely.”

The United States is the only country where housewife hires a woman to do her cleaning so she can do volunteer work at the day care where the cleaning woman leaves her child

Susan and Martha meet at the market and exchange news.

Susan: "My husband was named 'Man of the Year'!"

Martha: "Well, that shows you what kind of a year it’s been."

A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. “Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight.” When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, “Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway.”