Lisa: Do you really lover, or do you just think you do?
Bob: Honey, I really lover you. I haven’t done any thinking yet.
A man looking for love sent his picture to the Lonely Hearts Club.
The reply came back, “We are not that lonely.”
The United States is the only country where housewife hires a woman to do her cleaning so she can do volunteer work at the day care where the cleaning woman leaves her child
Susan and Martha meet at the market and exchange news.
Susan: "My husband was named 'Man of the Year'!"
Martha: "Well, that shows you what kind of a year it’s been."