Latest Jokes

A wife concern with her husband’s driving said; “Dear, aren’t you driving a little too fast?
Her husband replied; don’t you believe in a guardian angel? He will take care of us.
His wife said: Yes, I do. But I am afraid we left him miles back!

A couple making plans for their vacation.
Wife: I am afraid the mountain air would disagree with me.
Husband: My Love, it wouldn’t dare!

“I hear your husband is a linguist.”
“Yes, he speaks three languages … golf, football, and baseball.

Heather: I noticed by this article that men become bald much more than women because of the intense activity of their brains.
John: Yes, and I notice that women do not grow beards because of the intense activity of their chins!