Q: What is a programmer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way
You do not understand.
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s sticks.
The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long,
now I am a conductor!"
How does a guitar player make a million dollars?
He starts out with eight million.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.