A posted in a couples home ...."I am the boss of the house...I have my wife's permission to say so!!!"
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He's alright now!
A woman goes to her doctor. She has a breadstick up her nose, a potato in her right ear and string bean in her left ear.
She says, "Doctor, can you help me? I don't feel well, and I cannot figure out what's wrong."
The doctor replies; "Well my dear you are clearly not eating properly!"