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An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.

"The front row please." she answered.
"You really don't want to do that", the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired. “No." he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No." she said.
"Good," he answered.

Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Reports say that the food is good but no atmosphere!

Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."