Children would all be brought up perfectly if families would just swap kids. Everyone knows what ought to be done with the neighbor’s kids.
A man solves the problem of too many visiting relatives. He borrowed money from the rich ones and loaned it to the poor ones. Now none of them come back.
Did you hear about the rock’n’roll singer who wore a hearing aid for four years?
Then he found out he only needed a haircut.
A guy to a friend: “After three sets golf clubs and ten years of lessons, I am finally getting some fun out of golf. I quit.”