They say marriages are made in heaven, “well," so are lightning and thunder!
Q. Where did the Egyptian Mummy go to get her back fixed?
A. The Cairo..practor!
At a wedding, there was a child that walked down the aisle. Every two steps he stopped, put his hands up in the air like claws, and gave a little roar. So it kept going. Step Step Roar, Step Step Roar. When he finally got to the altar the guests were in tears laughing. When asked why he was doing this he said, “I was the ring bear!"
Q: Have you noticed that cars in England have the steering wheels on the wrong side of the car?
A: No. They’re on the right side of the car