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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street, the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer.
“I’m not really sure,” confessed the drunk, “but wherever it is, I must be late, because everybody seems to be coming back already.”

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The young man really liked the perfume the young lady was wearing and asked its name. She looked puzzled for a minute then dumped the contents of her purse on the table between them. She searched through the pile and finally found a small atomizer. She looked at the label and announced, “Unforgettable”

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posted by "Bob Doidge" |
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Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just change the standard to DARK.

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posted by "Richard Aristegui" |