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I just bought 500 sadam t-shirts, they're a bit tight around the neck nut, but they hang well!

Q. When does a job get complete in Government?
A. When it can no longer be postponed.

A deer hunter at a hunting camp bagged two deer, one more than the limit. He called his wife ask her to go to the local sporting goods store to get a hunting license in her name and bring it to the hunting camp.
While getting the license she took up conversation with a man who happened to be the Game Warden. "A wonderful thing happened to my husband...he shot two deer, and he wants me to bring this license up to his camp," she said.
"What say, Mam, that we go up there and we'll BOTH congratulate him," he replied.

Q: Why did the goose cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation