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A wise man once said ...... go ask a woman

There once was a man who went on a job interview. His resume was very impressive, and the interviewer was ready to hire the man. There was one problem.
“There is a period of five years missing from your resume. What were you doing then?" the interviewer asked. The man replied, “Oh... I was in Yale" (jail)
The interviewer was quite impressed. “That’s excellent! You're hired!"
The man exclaimed, “Yippee... I got the ‘yob’!" (job)

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."