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Two antennas's decided one day to get married. The wedding wasn't that good but the reception was great!!!

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posted by "latara gann" |
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Holy Mackerel! A talking chicken!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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posted by "Mike Shapiro" |
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Why did the turtle cross the road? “To get to the shell station.”


Why was the turtle so shiny when he left the shell station?
He used some turtle wax!

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posted by "Thomas Mercer" |
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Q: Why did Mr. Stupid tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!!

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posted by "Ivette Henriquez" |