Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"
He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."
Did you hear what happened to the optometrist?
He fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?
A: They get cornfused.
At an entrance:
Woman: Did you open the door for me because I am a lady?
Man: No, I did because I am a gentleman.