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Did you hear what happened to the optometrist?

He fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
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Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"
He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."

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A man found a brass lamp, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire," the genie said.

The man replied, "I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."

"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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