Did you hear what happened to the optometrist?
He fell into his lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
A man found a brass lamp, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire," the genie said.
The man replied, "I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."