Latest Jokes

A man walks into a barber shop and asks, “How much for a hair cut?”

The barber said, "$12.50."

The man asks, “And how much for a shave?”

The barber said, "$1.50."

The man then says, "Go ahead, shave it all!"

Did you hear about this group of professional nannies that have formed a business, similar to the TV show called "The Nanny," where they go into people's homes and help parents with out-of-control children?

The name of their new business: The "SWAT" Team

A young man driving his convertible car with his loud music and cool demeanor pulls up to a stop light next to this young mother and 4 year old son. The little boy looks at the man and turns to his mom and says; “poor man his car is broken.”

At a Sunday school class the teacher asked a child; do you pray to God before lunch or dinner?
The child said, “No ma'am, my moms a good cook!”