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Q. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants when he went golfing?

A. In case he got a "hole in one".

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "Chris Bosh" |
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Two men out fishing for carp. One fellow stands up and as he does, his wallet falls out of his pocket and slowly sinks in the lake. As he tries to retrieve it, two huge carp show up and start fighting over possession of the wallet. The fellow turns to his comrade and states "First time I've seen carp to carp walleting!"

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Freddie Pitz" |
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A guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The man raises his glass and says, "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead!" "What's that mean?" asks the girl. "That," answers her date, "is an authentic Irish toast." "Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon." What's that?" asked the guy. The girl says, "That's French toast."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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Dieters know this: A waist is a terrible thing to mind!

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posted by "Anonymous" |