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A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine.
"Do you know how to operate this thing?" he asks. "I have an important paper here and I want to make sure this is done right."
"Sure," the other man answers. "Just put the paper in here and press this button."
The first man does so, saying, "Great. And where do the copies come out?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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You know how to catch a nice big trout? You look for a place in the stream where there's a sunken log or hole where the big ones like to hang out. Every day for a week, you throw in a handful of worms and a sugar cookie. On the last day, you just throw in the worms. When the trout sticks his head out of the water to see what happened to the sugar cookie, you hit him over the head with a baseball bat!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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Bumper sticker: "Last Christmas I got a new rifle for my wife. Good trade, don't you think?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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Q. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants when he went golfing?

A. In case he got a "hole in one".

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
posted by "Chris Bosh" |