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“May I go swimming, Mommy?”
“No, you may not. There are sharks here.”
“But Daddy’s swimming.”
“He’s insured.”

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My bother is a professional boxer.”
“Heavyweight?”
“No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death.”

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“Hey, you!” yelled the ranger to the small child. “Can’t you read that sign?
No fishing in this river.”
“I’m not fishing,” came the perky reply. “I’m teaching my worm how to swim!”

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“How long will be the next bus be, Officer?”
“About eight yards, sir.”

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