Latest Jokes

His girlfriend’s father was interviewing Young Charles.

“So,” said the father, “you want to be my son-in-law, do you?"

“No, not particularly,” said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?”

One guy says to another, “Last week I took the first step towards getting divorced.”

“Did you see a lawyer?”

“No, I got married.”

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room.
“How on earth did you manage to do that?” he fumed.
“Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!”

“So”, thundered Larry’s furious father, “you’ve been expelled from college, have you?
“Yes, Dad. I am a fugitive from a brain gang.”