Latest Jokes

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"

"You have been in Rome?"
"Yes"
"Did you visit The Coliseum.”
"Yes"
"and ?"
"It will be splendid when it is finished"

Isn't it strange how drivers who go slower than you are idiots and those that go faster are maniacs?

Teacher: Dudley, can you tell me what the four seasons are?
Dudley: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.