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This country’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

The search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"

"Yes, it is," came the reply.

"Thank God! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."

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posted by "merk" |
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Danny came home with a very large bounty of Halloween treats. Danny’s eyes were gleaming; he had a smile from ear to ear while performing an impromptu victory dance for his parents.

His father said, "Danny you know there comes a time when we should stop going trick or treating."

Just them Danny’s mother interrupted her husband. "Dear, give the boy a break; after all he has two full years before he turns forty."

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posted by "Marty" |
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Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars...

It's the bear minimum.

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CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |