Latest Jokes

According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death.

This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I had no idea you could yodel.

My husband George, and I enjoy taking ballroom and Latin dance classes for fun and exercise. One cold, wet morning, on our way to church, I said to George, "This afternoon would be a good time to stay in and finish making preserves for the church bazaar."

After church, a friend asked how we were going to spend the rest of the day.

We're going home to do salsa" George replied.

"Oh," she said, "you two are always dancing."